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| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 5739 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.
And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1292 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2793 | Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5478 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 113 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.
Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 114 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!
Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.
With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 641 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3697 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.
Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!
On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3515 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for Season 10 where we have a new hero named Venture who will take you on wild adventures through the Minecraft world. Our Competitive rework will have you on the edge of your seat as you battle it out for glory and bragging rights.
But that’s not all! We have Clash gamemode trials where chaos reigns supreme, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is turned upside down, and even a Pride Event to celebrate all things fabulous in the Minecraft universe.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon and even a Space Ranger theme for Season 12! Plus, earn exclusive skins through our Overwatch Esports events and competitions.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
