MineParks Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3163
Mines Excavated:	1215	Void Gems Collected:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8476	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Votes:	1560	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	137	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	New Chunks Explored:	624004
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Votes:	6606
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9973	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	923
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	102	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Farms Harvested:	176

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	752	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!

Players:	98/100	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11