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Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Emeralds Found:	4590
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Buildings Constructed:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Star Shards Collected:	255	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Farms Harvested:	196
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!

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Are you tired of getting banned from 4chan for being “too old”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect replacement! Join us and build your way to internet fame without worrying about age restrictions or pesky moderators. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his spooky antics. So say goodbye to 4chan drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our wacky Minecraft community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7353	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪

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Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server out there! Join us at our server, where we help Female Vtubers navigate the virtual world with expert advice and tips. Why join us, you ask? Well, because we have gender-specific strategies to help you conquer the Minecraft universe and gain a massive audience!

Are you a seasoned streamer or Vtuber looking to level up your game? No worries, we got you covered! We provide advice for redebuts and rebranding, so you can become the ultimate Vtuber sensation.

Even if you’re just a humble viewer wanting to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome to join the fun! Just make sure to get their consent before doing anything sketchy, like putting up 4chan ads. We’re all about ethical Vtubing practices here!

And if you’re looking for some resources to up your Vtubing game, we’ve got you covered with our handy pastebin link. Plus, we have threads for every type of Vtuber out there, from OG EN indies to ASMR chuubas and even chuubas who are 30 years old and up!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation with our help. Join now before your oshi grows too big for this server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

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Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ores Mined:	6899	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Handshake Kingdom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to build you a castle made entirely out of sand! Why? Because who needs boring old stone when you can have a sandy palace fit for a king (or queen)!

Join us for some zany adventures and maybe even a little bit of romance because the time is ripe for some Minecraft love. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your blocky soulmate somewhere in our pixelated world.

So come on, take my hand and let’s embark on a journey to a land of sandcastles, love, and endless possibilities. Because somehow, somewhere, someday, this Minecraft server will be the most epic place you’ve ever been.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Creepers Gone Wild

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us and you might just witness Doki making a triumphant return to the server, complete with a grand parade and fireworks show for all to enjoy. And if that’s not enough, Elira will also be making her grand return, but this time she’s bringing along a pet dragon that she’s trained to do her bidding.

With over 100k streams of Doki’s return and 3k streams of Elira’s return, you know this server is where all the action is happening. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Emeralds Found:	7502
Love Letters Sent:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest mashup of Western and Japanese gaming influences you’ve ever seen. Picture this: cowboys riding chocobos, samurais wielding laser guns, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we’ve got quests that will have you scratching your head in confusion, dungeons that will make you question your sanity, and secret Easter eggs that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything quite like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most absurdly awesome way possible. Who knew that a western game company could make a JRPG or a Japanese game company could make a WRPG? Only on our server, folks. Only on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	644259	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7314
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7