We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.
So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 9545 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.
But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.
Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 51 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Server IP | play.hexsmp.com |
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HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.
Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.
Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 706 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6936 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.
But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.
join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
