Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuris, and Toblerones galore! Our server is so lit that even Mitsuba wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Scratch Tickets that will make you feel like a fashionista in no time. And don’t even get us started on the NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so precise, it’ll blow your mind!

Join us for insane events, crazy fashion history, and a roadmap that will lead you to victory! And if you’re still not convinced, just know that we have the most legendary group chat that only the chosen ones can access.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a wild Oyasumi along the way.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 15 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Potions Brewed: 126
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 6047 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Overview:

    Server Type Hardcore Vanilla Survival
    Version Java 1.21
    Resets Vote for resets on Discord
    Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

    Rules:

    Join Now:

    – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is cheating allowed on the server? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
    Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    Can I claim land on the server? No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

    The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

    Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Emeralds Found: 4297 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 165 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • StepDadDanceNoChance

    StepDadDanceNoChance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

    We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

    So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Animals Bred: 65
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

    LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4968 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyWarZone

    CraftyWarZone
    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

    We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Ores Mined: 8650
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Mines Excavated: 4003
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

    And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SisGripShutUpCraft

    SisGripShutUpCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

    So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 227

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BlockyHeartbreaks

    BlockyHeartbreaks
    Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

    Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Villages Defended: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Potions Brewed: 149

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RedLineCraft

    RedLineCraft
    so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

    we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

    join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Crops Grown: 6093 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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