MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9514	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Buffet

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have the chance to forgive your assailant who is actually just a misunderstood lass looking for love and affection in isekai! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll navigate through crazy plot twists and turns, all while trying to survive in a world where forgiveness is key. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to forgive and thrive in this wacky Minecraft world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BoomerCraft: Where 20-year-old guys try to figure out how to use a crafting table

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 20-year-old 4chan veteran who has been trolling since the dawn of the internet! Join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that only a seasoned meme lord can provide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a 41-year-old player who claims to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Legend has it that he once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the Nether and back. Can you top that?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the internet itself, come join us for a truly unique gaming experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – things can get pretty crazy around here!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Incels: Where Creeper Kills are Encouraged

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Are you tired of dealing with incels in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is incel-free guaranteed! We’ve got a special anti-incel force field surrounding our world, so you can mine and build in peace without any creepy messages in the chat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to incels and hello to a world of wacky adventures and endless fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelatedCraft: Where PS1 Emulators and Minecraft collide for a hilarious adventure!

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Are you tired of dealing with glitchy PS1 emulators that make you want to rage quit? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the madness! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds where the only glitches you’ll encounter are the hilarious ones caused by creepers exploding in unexpected places. Say goodbye to ePSXe and Duckstation, and hello to a world where Saturn emulators are a thing of the past. Embrace the chaos and join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where Creepers Say ‘This is you’ and Endermen Dance the Macarena

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle out of rainbow blocks, tame a dragon as your pet, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a blast exploring the wildest corners of the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour courses that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCreeperCrew – Where Creepers are our Friends and Diamonds are our Enemies

API, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, Clan, CraftyCreeperCrew, CREEPERS, Debuffs, destiny, diamonds, dim, Dps, enemies, Friends, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Lightfall, News, Patch 7.3.6, press kits, Resources, season 23, Stats, the final shape, Thorn, TTK, twid

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore Thorn edition, where you can battle against the forces of darkness and uncover the secrets of The Final Shape.

Patch 7.3.6 has just been released, bringing new challenges and adventures for you to conquer. But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Need some guidance on your journey? Check out our guide section for tips and tricks on how to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And don’t forget to visit Into the Light, a mystical realm filled with wonders and dangers waiting to be discovered.

Season 23 is in full swing, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory. And keep an eye out for Lightfall, a legendary event that will test your skills like never before.

With resources like DIM, ArmorPicker, and Gunsmith at your disposal, you’ll have everything you need to become a Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Items Found:	1749
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MangaCraft: Where Rec Threads Are Welcome and Creeper Explosions Are Not

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Are you tired of endlessly searching for manga to read on your own? Are you sick of hitting dead ends when trying to find the next chapter of your favorite series? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your manga woes!

Join our server and unlock the secret to unlimited manga access. Our players have discovered a hidden portal that leads to a library filled with every manga series imaginable. From shonen to shoujo, we’ve got it all! And the best part? You can access it all with just a few clicks.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Manga Guardians, a group of players who dedicate their lives to protecting the sanctity of manga translations. They’ll stop at nothing to ensure that every page is translated and available for your reading pleasure.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and dive into a world of manga madness like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the elusive reverse search technique!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Heartbreakers: Where Creepers Explode and Exes Are Left Behind

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your ex-girlfriend from 7 years ago? Look no further, because our server is like finding your soulmate in a world full of NPCs! Join us and experience a world where you can finally feel comfortable and loved, just like that one time in middle school.

Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your past relationships and focus on building the perfect blocky paradise. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your ex had a body rating of 8.5/10, you won’t even care because you’ll be too busy crafting and building to notice.

So come on, leave all your emotional baggage at the door (or lock screen) and join us for a wild ride of adventure and fun. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2194	Towns Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DirtyCraft: Because Poland is Too Clean for Us!

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Tired of all those squeaky clean, perfectly organized Minecraft servers that remind you of Japan’s obsession with cleanliness? Well, look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! We embrace the chaos, the messiness, the pure anarchy of Minecraft gameplay.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s around the corner – whether it’s a creeper waiting to blow you up or a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is like a wild ride through a tornado of blocks and mobs, and only the bravest and craziest players can survive.

But hey, who wants to play it safe all the time? Come join us and unleash your inner chaos-loving maniac in a world where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GrannyCraft: Where even the creepers stop to admire the sexy grandma

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is home to the one and only sexy grandma! That’s right, she may be old but she’s still got it goin’ on. Join our server for a chance to catch a glimpse of this legendary grandma strutting her stuff in her diamond armor and enchanted bling. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the coolest player is a grandma who can out-mine and out-build anyone in sight? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this sexy grandma is the talk of the town (or server, in this case)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	223
Alien Abductions:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixelated Pandemonium: A Blocky Blast from the Past!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the game to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the pixelated world and uncover the mysteries of the blocky universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing pigs. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness firsthand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few clucks from this majestic bird!

So come on and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PooCraft: Where Indians finally learn to build running water in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of an Indian village with a single running faucet. But be warned, using water is strictly prohibited because we need to save it for the villagers! And don’t forget about those starving African children – every time you mine for diamonds, a child in Africa gets a sandwich. It’s like a virtual charity event, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered why third world countries can’t just build their own infrastructure? Join our server and witness firsthand how a group of men in the woods can outsmart Indian and African villagers in the race to create the most advanced civilization. It’s like a real-life game of Civilization, but with more explosions and less diplomacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while battling it out with a horde of angry villagers. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6365	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server That Will Make You Question Reality

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you will ever encounter! This server is so epic that it will literally break the internet, causing chaos in every corner of cyberspace.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Build your dream castle, ride a flying pig, and battle a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, including the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mystical rainbow sheep.

So why should you join this server? Because it’s so unbelievably awesome that even the gods of Minecraft themselves are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Medbros Mine-tastic Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, say goodbye to the same old grind and hello to Medbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of meditating bros who have achieved enlightenment through playing Minecraft. Join us and reach a higher state of consciousness while building epic structures!

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and funky beats. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves!

3. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on Medbros, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of wacky shenanigans, including pig jousting and chicken races.

4. Are you a fan of extreme sports? Our server features a lava parkour course where players can test their skills and agility while dodging fiery death. It’s like the Olympics, but with more burning!

So what are you waiting for? Join Medbros today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate meditating bro!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.