Are you tired of dealing with racist trolls in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the latest in anti-racism technology! Our chat filters automatically change any racist language into compliments like “You’re a beautiful unicorn” or “Your momma is so proud of you for being kind!” Join us and let our magical technology turn hate speech into rainbows and sunshine!
Looking for a semi-vanilla survival server with cross-platform compatibility and minimal plugins? Look no further!! This is a NO WHITELIST, no items spawned survival server to play on with a great built up community. We use a plugin so you won’t have to worry about grief but can still build nearly anywhere. The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like a never-ending party where ocean waves crash against pixelated shores and the air is so drenched, you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a water bucket!
Join us for some virtual reality dance-offs where you can show off your sick moves and become the ultimate blocky pop star in our POP/STARS competition. And don’t forget to chill out with us in the summertime, where the sun is always shining and the vibes are always good.
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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – LA MATA GURA! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Legend has it that on this server, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance routines instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a real party in the undead world!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From rainbow-colored llamas to flying pigs, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll stumble upon next.
And let’s not forget about our custom-built mini-games, like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on Ice”. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.
So come join us at LA MATA GURA, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
We opened a server for ordinary players and also for streamers and YouTubers (good hosting on a VDS server with 16GB of RAM). Also, for any players, we go to the meeting and add plugins according to their opinion
A: “Hardcore Anarchy” provides a platform for those who enjoy vanilla minecraft with a twist. The server has a three day ban system and no protected areas, making it a challenging environment for players.
Q: Is the server pay2win?
A: No, the server is not pay2win. Players must prepare for the elements when they spawn as there are no protected areas.
Q: How many female players are on the server?
A: There is currently one known female player with over 10 days of playtime.
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because our server is all about being a close family…literally!
Join our server and you’ll be welcomed into the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest family you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got siblings who argue over who gets the last diamond, parents who constantly nag you to clean up your creeper explosions, and even a crazy uncle who’s always trying to ride pigs off cliffs.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and craziness. We also have epic family game nights where we play mini-games like “Hot Potato” with actual explosive potatoes and “Hide and Seek” where the seeker is a giant zombie with a taste for brains.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly feel like part of a family, come join us! Just be prepared for some seriously silly shenanigans along the way.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land. Our server is home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying squids to rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs (literally).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Are you tired of joining server after server of “vanilla” servers, only to discover they aren’t vanilla at all and have land claim, economy, teleport, and more? Harmony Reloaded offers true vanilla gameplay with an active community and no pay to win mechanics. Join us for an authentic Minecraft experience!
Are you tired of boring old posters? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Swedish posters come to life and brighten up your day! Our posters are so lively, they’ll make you forget all about those boring ones. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where posters talk and dance! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see those Swedish posters in action!
Are you tired of dentists being such money-hungry kikes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where dental work is free and painless! That’s right, no more expensive fillings or root canals that cost an arm and a leg. Our virtual dentists will take care of all your dental needs for no charge at all. Plus, our insurance policy covers everything from creeper explosions to falling off a cliff. So come join us and say goodbye to expensive dental bills forever!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like a never-ending party where ocean waves crash against pixelated shores and the air is so drenched, you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a water bucket!
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – LA MATA GURA! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because our server is all about being a close family…literally!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!
Are you tired of boring old posters? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Swedish posters come to life and brighten up your day! Our posters are so lively, they’ll make you forget all about those boring ones. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where posters talk and dance! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see those Swedish posters in action!
Are you tired of dentists being such money-hungry kikes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where dental work is free and painless! That’s right, no more expensive fillings or root canals that cost an arm and a leg. Our virtual dentists will take care of all your dental needs for no charge at all. Plus, our insurance policy covers everything from creeper explosions to falling off a cliff. So come join us and say goodbye to expensive dental bills forever!