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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 19 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Wilderness Tamed: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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