Minecraft SMP: Vore General Malpractice

ambiguously humanoid, Anthro, desuarchive, Edition, general, Human, long tail tags, malpractice, Minecraft, missed threads, pastebin, pred, Previous thread, QoTT, Rentry, search, smp, Subject, tags, Thread, Trash, vore

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7694	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all your vore-related shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and plenty of opportunities to get swallowed whole by a giant Ender Dragon (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Whether you prefer anthropomorphic predators, human predators, or even ambiguously humanoid predators, we’ve got them all here waiting to gobble you up in the most hilarious ways possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to be vored like never before!

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Potions Brewed:	60	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Chimeras Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	261	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	2435	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Votes:	8853
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9391
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Animals Bred:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6231	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!