Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 12
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
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