Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri drama, and Toblerone shenanigans. Our server is so insane that even Mitsuba couldn’t handle it!

But that’s not all, our Scratch Tickets will have you scratching your head in confusion, our NGS Damage Calculator will make your brain hurt, and our Fashion History will have you questioning your own style choices.

Join us on this wild journey where the only roadmap is chaos and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs older Phantasy Star Games when you can have this level of madness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 26 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Mines Excavated: 1782 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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