Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri drama, and Toblerone shenanigans. Our server is so insane that even Mitsuba couldn’t handle it!

But that’s not all, our Scratch Tickets will have you scratching your head in confusion, our NGS Damage Calculator will make your brain hurt, and our Fashion History will have you questioning your own style choices.

Join us on this wild journey where the only roadmap is chaos and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs older Phantasy Star Games when you can have this level of madness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 1525 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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