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Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic rise of Afa Jr, the WWE job guy who never made it big time! Born in Connecticut with a silver spoon in his mouth, Afa Jr is determined to make a name for himself in the world of Minecraft. Will he conquer the land with his silver spoon? Will he finally achieve greatness and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now to find out and be a part of this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and silver spoons!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

acquisitions, Collectibles, Collections, curiosities, Hoarding, hobbies, humans, interests, Items, keepsakes, mementos, memorabilia, Minecraft, objects, Obsession, Passion, Pastime, possessions, reddit, RedditCollects, smp, Treasures

Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

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Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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hey u, yeah u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u better cuz we got a mystery goin on dat u gotta solve! sum dragon’s teeth keep poppin up in russia’s kursk and we think it’s cuz of saboteurs! but don’t worry, u can help us figger it out while buildin epic bases and fightin off creepers! join now for a chance to be a hero and save da day! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake at spawn? yeah, u heard right, free cake! so what r u waitin for? join now and let’s solve dis mystery together!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Emeralds Found:	1521

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GazaAidCrisisCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than US giving Israel 30 days to fix Gaza aid crisis! we got weapons, we got supply, we got it all! join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares, it’s just a game, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s build some crazy stuff and have a blast!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7877	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Aetherial Minecraft

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Come Explore the Unparalleled World of Our Server! Get ready for an unprecedented adventure! Our server offers an exclusive RANK system that challenges you to reach the top. Immerse yourself in nostalgia with OldPvP, while enjoying the new features in version 1.21.1. Not only that, EliteMobs adds an extra layer of challenge and fun! * MaxLv 200: Reach maximum level and prove your worth! * PvP Arena: Face other players in epic battles. * Clan: Join a community of fearless warriors and conquer new territories. * Hunguer Games: Survive, hunt and be the last one standing. Dungeons: Explore mysterious dungeons full of dangers. Story Mode: Immerse yourself in an engaging plot rich in challenges. Don’t miss your chance to be part of a vibrant community and experience epic battles, exciting adventures, and more. Join us now and start your legendary journey!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DrowPrison

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DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!

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Server	URL
Java	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132

Overview:

Are you ready to immerse yourself in a world that’s more than just blocks? Whether you’re a builder, a warrior, or a farmer, Bucketry offers an experience like no other. Step into a world of adventure, creation, and community.

What Makes Bucketry Different?

Custom Quests and Ranks with Purpose
Create Powerful Gear with Unique Enchantments
Choose Your Path—Master Professions and Skills
Build and Defend Your Kingdom
Farming, Mining, and Fishing Like Never Before
Discover Hidden Treasures and Epic Loot
Create a Thriving Economy

What Will You Experience?

Community-Driven Events
Epic Quests with Real Stories
Master Your Resources, Maximize Your Time

FAQ:

Q: What makes Bucketry’s quests different?

A: Quests in Bucketry are not just side tasks. They are part of your story, providing meaningful rewards, lore, and progression through ranks.

Q: Are there custom enchantments available?

A: Yes, there are hundreds of unique enchantments for armor and weapons to fit your playstyle.

Q: Can I choose a profession?

A: Yes, you can master professions like building, fighting, farming, and fishing to unlock new potential.

Q: Can I design and expand my kingdom?

A: Yes, you can build and defend your kingdom with custom tools and command mighty creatures to help you.

Q: Are there enhanced farming, mining, and fishing systems?

A: Yes, these systems in Bucketry offer new challenges and rewards to keep you engaged.

Q: Is there a custom currency system?

A: Yes, you can manage your own shops, trade with others, and establish wealth and influence in the economy.

Begin Your Adventure Today – Bucketry Minecraft is more than just a game—it’s a world waiting for you to leave your mark. Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside a thriving community. The possibilities are endless, and your journey starts now.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server

acceptance of mortality, Afterlife, agnosticism, atheism, belief systems, coping, coping mechanisms, existential crisis, existential dread, FAITH, fear of death, life purpose, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, Paradise, philosophy, Server, spirituality, uncertainty, uncertainty of the future

Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft with no end goal in sight? Join our server and rest assured that you are working towards an afterlife in paradise! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that all players will be rewarded with eternal happiness and diamond armor in the afterlife. Don’t let the uncertainty of life get you down, join us and start building your way to paradise today!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the world and are now forcing players to compete in llama-themed challenges for their entertainment?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of a famous soccer player haunts our server, challenging players to intense soccer matches where the stakes are higher than ever. Will you be able to outscore the ghost and claim victory, or will you be haunted by your failures forever?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Real Madrid may not have meant anything by it, but we sure do!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PuppyVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, dog, family, Guilt, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Pets, Project, PuppyVacayNoWay, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, sister, Support, travel, Trust, Understanding, vacation, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

cyber safety, cyber threats, Data Protection, data security, digital footprint, digital identity, digital privacy, image sharing, internet privacy, leaked nudes, Minecraft, NudeLeaksGoneWild, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, personal information, personal photos, privacy, privacy breach, sexting, smp, social media

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6098	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ores Mined:	2390	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12