Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 351 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Enchantments Applied: 272 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1413 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Animals Bred: 20 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

    VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Emeralds Found: 6267
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • KidzCraftHavoc

    KidzCraftHavoc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

    On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

    Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

    LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server
    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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