Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 20 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 13 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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