Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Villages Defended: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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