Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Farms Harvested: 379 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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