Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Heatwave & Cyclone Craze

    Heatwave & Cyclone Craze
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a crazy mashup of El Niño and the ‘Madden-Julian Oscillation’ – like, what even is that?! But get this, it triggered a heatwave in the Pacific Ocean in 2016 that was off the charts! And get this, it was all linked to Tropical Cyclone Winston, like some next level conspiracy theory stuff, man.

    They say climate change had a hand in all this madness, making it even more intense and unpredictable. So if you wanna experience some wild weather patterns and crazy natural disasters while building your blocky empire, then this is the server for you, dude! Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate climate chaos adventure! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🌪️🌊🔥

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Laps Network

    Laps Network

    Laps Network is a minecraft server with multiple games. We make game that is rarely found and we make game different from other. In our discord we make choices depending of what the community say and we alway add upvoted suggestion! Current Game: -Factory Tycoon

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Block Breaker Minecraft Server

    Block Breaker Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on a mission to demolish the Jewish monetary system…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride as we mine for diamonds to overthrow the financial overlords of Minecraft. But beware, the creepers are actually secret agents of the banking elite trying to stop us! Will you join our rebellion and become the richest player in the server, or will you be blown up by a creeper in a suit and tie? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the virtual economy is in your hands!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Villages Defended: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Picture this: a group of players dressed up as dragons, rebelling against the Halloween festivities of 108! You’ll be fighting off pumpkin-headed mobs and building epic fortresses to protect your loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of a water margin? Well, get ready to dive into the depths of the ocean and battle sea monsters in our epic quest for treasure. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon girl along the way!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special summoning event where you can call forth legendary heroes to aid you in your quest. Imagine having Huyan Zhuo by your side as you battle through hordes of mobs and conquer the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • StopOverthinkingMC SMP

    StopOverthinkingMC SMP
    Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

    Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Enchantments Applied: 199
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyDisasterDate

    CraftyDisasterDate
    Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyCriminalExtradite

    CraftyCriminalExtradite
    Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

    Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew

    Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you a wild story. So, back in the day, Christopher Columbus was actually a secret Sephardic Jew. Like, mind blown, right? And get this, on this server, you can uncover ancient secrets just like Columbus did! Explore hidden temples, uncover lost treasures, and maybe even find some diamond-encrusted challah bread. Trust me, this server is where the real adventure begins. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sail the high seas of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DaisyDreams

    DaisyDreams

    Welcome to DaisyDreams

    Step into a peaceful and cozy Minecraft server where you can relax, explore, and build in a friendly, supportive community. At DaisyDreams, we focus on creating a stress-free environment with beautiful custom biomes, unique structures, and exciting RPG elements. Whether you’re adventuring, leveling up your skills, or just enjoying the scenery, there’s always something to do!

    Key Features:

    – Custom biomes & structures – RPG classes, skills, and jobs – Quests, player levels, and dungeons – Crates, cosmetics, and more for endless fun – Chill and friendly community

    Join us for a laid-back, fun-filled Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Zombie Dances: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Seeking wannabe architects for a creative server. Join our exclusive club now!

    Seeking wannabe architects for a creative server. Join our exclusive club now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Name Everglade City
    Community Size 10-20 players (or more)
    Project Building a detailed, well-designed city
    Expected Timeframe 2-3 months

    FAQ

    Q: What are the requirements to join the community?

    A: English fluency, age 16 or above, be reasonably active, and pass a semi-formal interview to evaluate building skills and personality.

    Q: How can I join?

    A: Add evergladecity on Discord for more information.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Animals Bred: 34 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 467 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Ores Mined: 3935 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special character banners like “Scent Alone Stays True” and “Blissful (The Hunt)” that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our new drip marketing featuring Sunday with “Imaginary Harmony” and Fugue with “Fire Nihility.”

    If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have redeemable codes that will give you all the in-game goodies you could ever dream of. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the FeixiaoFiles world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP

    Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Potions Brewed: 141 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MeatEaterGFBeQuiet

    MeatEaterGFBeQuiet
    Are you tired of being judged for your carnivorous ways? Do you want a place where you can eat all the steak you want without someone trying to convert you to the veggie side? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and indulge in all the virtual steak you desire, without any judgment from pesky vegetarians. Our server is a meat-lover’s paradise, where you can feast on pixelated steak to your heart’s content.

    We even have a special “Steak and Pasta” cooking class every Saturday, where you can learn how to prepare the perfect steak and pasta dish. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to watch any documentaries on animal cruelty – unless you want to, of course!

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing we’re slaughtering is mobs, not animals. Let’s raise a virtual steak to freedom of choice and delicious protein-packed meals!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • LoveSMP – what is love?

    LoveSMP – what is love?
    Are you tired of feeling lonely in your Minecraft world? Do you crave the warm embrace of friendship and camaraderie? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place for you! Join us and experience love like never before as you build, mine, and survive with a community of players who will always have your back.

    But beware, love on our server can be a wild ride! From epic pranks to heartwarming alliances, you never know what crazy antics you’ll encounter. One player even found their soulmate while mining for diamonds! So come join us and see for yourself what love in Minecraft truly feels like. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4043 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MineCraftHeartbreakCraft

    MineCraftHeartbreakCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with heartbreak-healing adventures and zombie pigmen therapy sessions.

    Our server is like a virtual Tinder for Minecraft players, where you can find your perfect blocky match and build a pixelated paradise together. Who needs a real-life breakup when you can have a creeper blow up your house instead?

    So come on down to our server and let us help you mine your way to a happier heart. Who knows, you might even find love in a chest full of golden apples. Join now and let the healing begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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