Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Chimeras Created: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

    RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

    BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3185 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

    Physics Graph Network – LawCraft
    so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

    like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

    so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Enchantments Applied: 133
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9655
    Emeralds Found: 5897 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pyrakia

    Pyrakia

    Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 26
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 32

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MagicGames

    MagicGames

    Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Grown Up Minecraft Server

    Grown Up Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

    So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

    The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • WaterWoes Minecraft Server

    WaterWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Magic Items Found: 2555 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockPuppyHeist

    BlockPuppyHeist
    Are you tired of living in a town where your puppies keep mysteriously disappearing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your virtual pets being taken away by entitled neighbors again.

    On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.

    But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

    SingleSteveMinecraftSMP
    Are you single right now? Well, it’s probably because you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is basically a virtual dating paradise – you’ll be fighting off suitors left and right as you build your dream pixelated home together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to fend off and diamonds to mine with your new boo? Join now and say goodbye to singledom forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    New Chunks Explored: 198192 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 48

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FoodieCraft

    FoodieCraft
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

    So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • UNPeacekeeperProbs

    UNPeacekeeperProbs
    so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

    and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

    also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Heatwave & Cyclone Craze

    Heatwave & Cyclone Craze
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a crazy mashup of El Niño and the ‘Madden-Julian Oscillation’ – like, what even is that?! But get this, it triggered a heatwave in the Pacific Ocean in 2016 that was off the charts! And get this, it was all linked to Tropical Cyclone Winston, like some next level conspiracy theory stuff, man.

    They say climate change had a hand in all this madness, making it even more intense and unpredictable. So if you wanna experience some wild weather patterns and crazy natural disasters while building your blocky empire, then this is the server for you, dude! Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate climate chaos adventure! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🌪️🌊🔥

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Laps Network

    Laps Network

    Laps Network is a minecraft server with multiple games. We make game that is rarely found and we make game different from other. In our discord we make choices depending of what the community say and we alway add upvoted suggestion! Current Game: -Factory Tycoon

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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