Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Chimeras Created: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

    Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Zombie Dances: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

    EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 42

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

    BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt
    Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 New Chunks Explored: 723190

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

    BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 1753
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

    ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

    ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!
    so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

    imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

    we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2039
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

    Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

    Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

    But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Dragon Scales Harvested: 417
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • FamilyFlashCraft

    FamilyFlashCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

    So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Magic Items Found: 8207
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • WorkLifeCraft SMP

    WorkLifeCraft SMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

    Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

    Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

    StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians
    come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 249
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

    But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

    So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

    Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

    In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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