Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Dimension Hops: 14 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

    But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

    So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 491 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 204 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Runes Activated: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

    Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

    In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SisHubComplainsAboutSex

    SisHubComplainsAboutSex
    Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

    CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 140
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 198
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 225 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 17

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Potions Brewed: 174 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 34

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Chimeras Created: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Buildings Constructed: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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