Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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