Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Potions Brewed: 75
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

    Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3598 Star Shards Collected: 277
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

    CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

    Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Mines Excavated: 3165
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • GoAheadGamerGrocery

    GoAheadGamerGrocery
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

    Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

    With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

    SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

    Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

    Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • GFsWeirdMC

    GFsWeirdMC
    Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • IsraelCompensationMCServer

    IsraelCompensationMCServer
    so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

    KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RLFactions season 1 beginning soon!

    Have you ever wanted to play a heavily modded factions server?

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist to join the server? No, the server is open to all players.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.
    Can I use any mods on the server? Only the mods specified by the server admin are allowed to maintain a fair gameplay environment.
    How often is the server reset? The server is set to reset at the beginning of each season to keep gameplay fresh.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 18 New Chunks Explored: 486531
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Star Shards Collected: 163

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server

    Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swimming alone in the vast ocean of Minecraft servers? Do you long for the company of a virtual shark girl who will protect you from any creepers that come your way? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can reunite with Gura, the beloved Vtuber from the depths of the internet!

    Join our server and embark on epic adventures with Gura by your side. She’ll guide you through treacherous caves, help you build the coolest underwater base, and even serenade you with her soothing voice as you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that she’s secretly a master at PvP and will wreck anyone who dares to challenge you.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of quirky players who love to pull pranks, host crazy events, and create the most bizarre builds you’ve ever seen. From giant potato statues to rollercoasters that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the fun and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – Gura may be fierce, but even she can’t protect you from everything!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””

    ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Halloween to the next level with our “Halloween Horror” Edition! Join us if you dare for a spooktacular time filled with jump scares, haunted houses, and ghostly mobs that will send shivers down your spine.

    In this server, you’ll encounter Five Nights at Freddy’s AU characters roaming around, ready to give you a fright. Will you be brave enough to face off against these animatronic horrors and survive the night?

    But that’s not all! Our Roommates A03 fanfic collection is a must-read for those looking for a good scare. Dive into the world of roommates and uncover the chilling secrets hidden within.

    Join us on this wild ride filled with thrills, chills, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what spooky adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Halloween like never before!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • NoFriendz Minecraft Server

    NoFriendz Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Mary bringing her kids to a haunted amusement park!

    Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a scared 5-year-old while dodging virtual chainsaw-wielding actors. Who needs haunted houses when you have Mary’s epic parenting fails to keep you on the edge of your seat?

    Join now for a server experience that’s more drama-filled than a toddler’s tantrum at midnight! Don’t miss out on the fun – unless you’re Mary, in which case, maybe stick to single-player mode.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief

    LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the Iranian Quds Force chief went MIA after an Israeli strike in Lebanon? Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so lit that even real-life military leaders are disappearing to join the fun!

    Join us now for the chance to uncover the mystery of the missing Quds Force chief while building your own epic Minecraft empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret military intel while mining for diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where anything can happen!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BoxxyMC: Where we vanilla-cise, SMP, whitelist, and maturely navigate the new world on JAVA 1.21+

    BoxxyMC: Where we vanilla-cise, SMP, whitelist, and maturely navigate the new world on JAVA 1.21+

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Vanilla Experience 99% of farms allowed, no lag machines or malicious contraptions
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization with minimal plugins
    PvP Not enabled, focused on friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Player Limit Less than 30 whitelisted players for a small and safe community

    FAQ

    Q: How do I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/rrkubZTBcUArcG2k9

    Q: Where can I join the server’s Discord server?

    A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/boxxymc-1051904368955363358. Feel free to say hi when you join!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Emeralds Found: 2942

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

    Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the battle between souls and soulless beings rages on! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between good and evil, with epic battles and crazy plot twists at every turn.

    Choose your side wisely – will you fight alongside the pure-hearted souls, or embrace your inner darkness and join the soulless army? The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

    Join us now and embark on an adventure like no other, where the line between good and evil is blurred and anything is possible. Just remember, in the end, only one side can emerge victorious. Will it be you?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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