Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

    /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

    2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

    3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

    4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

    QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!
    So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

    Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

    So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Buildings Constructed: 17

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Weekend Warriors Server

    Weekend Warriors Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
    Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
    Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
    Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

    A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

    Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

    A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

    A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

    Savannah Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

    1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

    Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

    CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

    Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • GoAheadGamerGrocery

    GoAheadGamerGrocery
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

    Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

    With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

    SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

    Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

    Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • GFsWeirdMC

    GFsWeirdMC
    Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • IsraelCompensationMCServer

    IsraelCompensationMCServer
    so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Ores Mined: 5025

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

    KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RLFactions season 1 beginning soon!

    Have you ever wanted to play a heavily modded factions server?

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist to join the server? No, the server is open to all players.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.
    Can I use any mods on the server? Only the mods specified by the server admin are allowed to maintain a fair gameplay environment.
    How often is the server reset? The server is set to reset at the beginning of each season to keep gameplay fresh.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2703 Farms Harvested: 444

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server

    Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swimming alone in the vast ocean of Minecraft servers? Do you long for the company of a virtual shark girl who will protect you from any creepers that come your way? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can reunite with Gura, the beloved Vtuber from the depths of the internet!

    Join our server and embark on epic adventures with Gura by your side. She’ll guide you through treacherous caves, help you build the coolest underwater base, and even serenade you with her soothing voice as you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that she’s secretly a master at PvP and will wreck anyone who dares to challenge you.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of quirky players who love to pull pranks, host crazy events, and create the most bizarre builds you’ve ever seen. From giant potato statues to rollercoasters that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the fun and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – Gura may be fierce, but even she can’t protect you from everything!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Villages Defended: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””

    ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Halloween to the next level with our “Halloween Horror” Edition! Join us if you dare for a spooktacular time filled with jump scares, haunted houses, and ghostly mobs that will send shivers down your spine.

    In this server, you’ll encounter Five Nights at Freddy’s AU characters roaming around, ready to give you a fright. Will you be brave enough to face off against these animatronic horrors and survive the night?

    But that’s not all! Our Roommates A03 fanfic collection is a must-read for those looking for a good scare. Dive into the world of roommates and uncover the chilling secrets hidden within.

    Join us on this wild ride filled with thrills, chills, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what spooky adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Halloween like never before!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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