Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 266
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

    LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP
    By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

    So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Zombie Dances: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockBreakUpBay

    BlockBreakUpBay
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

    Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

    So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

    NukeCraft Server: No Promises!
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 8674
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyComrades

    CraftyComrades
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

    we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

    come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Retro Reality Minecraft Server

    Retro Reality Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

    Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SisterSass Minecraft Server

    SisterSass Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

    We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

    So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1630 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • DadCraft Drama: AITA?

    DadCraft Drama: AITA?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

    If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

    Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Zombie Dances: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • GrindCraft SMP

    GrindCraft SMP
    Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Annoyingly Normal

    Annoyingly Normal
    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PixelPoutinePutinJustice

    PixelPoutinePutinJustice
    So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

    Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

    But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

    Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

    So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ClassyCraftyRevenge

    ClassyCraftyRevenge
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

    Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

    So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP

    NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being censored and told to keep your thoughts to yourself? Join our Minecraft SMP where there’s no such thing as oversharing! In fact, we encourage you to let it all out, whether it’s your deepest secrets or just random thoughts about llamas.

    Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.

    So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Villages Defended: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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