Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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