so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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