so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated: 4203 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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