so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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