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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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