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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 13 Magic Items Found: 2267
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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