Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers run by low testosterone beta soy cucks? Look no further! Join our server where the admins are actually alpha chads who slay creepers with their bare hands.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.

But beware, our server is also home to the most ruthless PvP battles you’ve ever seen. You’ll need to channel your inner warrior and fight off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of giant chickens.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join ours and become a legend in the Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s go slay some Ender Dragons and show those beta soy cucks who’s boss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
Dragon Eggs Found: 7275 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
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