🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a rollercoaster ride of emotions and confusion just like trying to navigate the cryptocurrency world!

🚀 In 2017, we were all about that IPO life, making you feel like a Wall Street tycoon without the need for a fancy suit or tie. Just give us your money and we’ll give you tokens, easy peasy!

🤑 Fast forward to 2024, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of absurdity. Want some free tokens? Sure, just jump through a year’s worth of incomprehensible and opaque hoops, sybilling across wallets like a pro. Oh, and don’t forget to donate money for every free token you want to claim. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more confusion and less treasure!

💰 So why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise you an adventure that’s more mind-boggling than trying to understand the latest cryptocurrency trend. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge that may or may not result in some freebies? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
Battle Standards Raised: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven
    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 177
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

    If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 406
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

    Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Dimension Hops: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlocktopiaSurvival

    BlocktopiaSurvival
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

    Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 6910
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server

    No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server
    Nova Anarchy <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/elysia-2/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Nova Anarchy Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Launch Date Rules Ranking System
    Anarchy 9/23/2024 No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security Playtime based ranking system

    Server Details:

    JAVA: nova-anarchy.us

    BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132

    FAQs:

    Q: What is Nova Anarchy?

    Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.

    Q: When was Nova Anarchy created?

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.

    Q: Is there a ranking system on Nova Anarchy?

    Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP

    Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all the male characters are full of effeminate traits? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve decided to switch things up and make all the female characters super macho and manly! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the tables have turned and the ladies are the ones flexing their muscles and taking charge. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a tough-as-nails female character who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone in the game. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • VomitCraft Minecraft Server

    VomitCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 32

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore

    BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and hilarious time filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!

    So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8655

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • HatePopularFilmsMC SMP

    HatePopularFilmsMC SMP
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone raves about? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate individuality and uniqueness! We have a secret underground base where we gather to discuss our unpopular opinions on popular movies. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone who can come up with the most outrageous reason for hating a beloved film. So if you’re ready to stand out from the crowd and embrace your inner movie critic, join us now!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MineCraftMotivation

    MineCraftMotivation
    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate source of motivation and inspiration! Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with epic quests, magical creatures, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    Need a reason to keep grinding for that next level? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoots rainbows? That’s right, you heard us correctly. This chicken is not to be messed with, but if you can defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can slice through anything like butter.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited power and knowledge. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their challenges, and you’ll be on your way to becoming the most powerful player in the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the insanity begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Fizz & Java Crafters

    Fizz & Java Crafters
    come join our minecraft server, where drinking fizzy drinks will make your character run faster than lightning! we have a secret potion that turns your character into a tea-drinking superhero, able to fly and shoot laser beams from their eyes. but beware, if you drink too much coffee, your character will start jittering uncontrollably and accidentally set fire to everything in sight. join our wacky world of beverages and see what crazy adventures await you!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Kampot Desu Minecraft Server

    Kampot Desu Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than Ugledar! This server is so kampot desu, you’ll be questioning reality itself.

    Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Cheeseburger of Destiny. Our community is so wild, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

    So why wait? Join Ugledar today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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