yo, so like, this server is like, totally outta this world, man. we’ve got like, mad scientists up in here who figured out how to mess with the tiny stuff in the universe. like, we got microscopic cows that you can ride on and tiny creepers that explode in a puff of glitter.

plus, we’ve got this secret underground lab where you can make potions that turn you into a giant or give you super speed. and don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that poop diamonds.

if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole nother level of crazy, then come on over. but be warned, once you start playing here, you may never wanna leave. it’s like a black hole of fun and insanity, man.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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