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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Potions Brewed: 97 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Gods Slained: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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