Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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