Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Holy Grails Found: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 8492 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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