Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 7
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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