Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Potions Brewed: 118
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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