Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 495
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Astral Projections Made: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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