Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Crops Grown: 2903 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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