Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Dimension Hops: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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