Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Dimension Hops: 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Meteorites Collected: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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