Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Rune Stones Activated: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Enchantments Applied: 119
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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