Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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