Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Potions Brewed: 122 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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