Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 6
Crops Grown: 2940 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Ores Mined: 9945
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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