Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Endless Night Skies: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 2877 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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