Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5592
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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