Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 21 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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